*Piers walks into a vast field a mile from the estate and grabs a walkie talkie*
ok guys, bring it in.
*a fleet of helicopters fly in over the horizin, carrying a big TV studio*
ok guys, let it down SLOWLY!
*The helicopters get into position and drop it hard, handing on Piers’ toes*
:twitch:
WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
-3 hours and a trip to the hospital later-
*piers sits in a wheelchair outside the studio*
ok guys, here we go, our own TV station! *pulls down a tarp covering th sign, reading: “HBN: The Harem Brodcasting Network”*
we have everything else, why not our own TV channel? We can get Ravyn to do the News coverage, and we can broadcast our arena fights, and what not we can even make our own sitcoms and what not.
So lets make some TV!!! :fangirl:
\*Piers walks into a vast field a mile from the estate and grabs a walkie talkie\*
ok guys, bring it in.
*a fleet of helicopters fly in over the horizin, carrying a big TV studio*
ok guys, let it down SLOWLY!
*The helicopters get into position and drop it hard, handing on Piers’ toes*
:twitch:
WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
-3 hours and a trip to the hospital later-
*piers sits in a wheelchair outside the studio*
ok guys, here we go, our own TV station! *pulls down a tarp covering th sign, reading: “HBN: The Harem Brodcasting Network”*
we have everything else, why not our own TV channel? We can get Ravyn to do the News coverage, and we can broadcast our arena fights, and what not we can even make our own sitcoms and what not.
So lets make some TV!!! :fangirl:
Yeah, we have a soap opera here allready, the Going to the Chapel, or “Gone With The Chapel” saga, best drama I’ve seen in years. And why hasn’t the Alien Invasion been covered yet? I blame the government…area 51 is walk in the park compared to the Estate invasion…OOOh, what about a segment of AMC, AnimeMusicCentral! Wooot!..ok will leave now before suggesting something really weird like - Metalhead cooking - The heavy way to make food…
Yeah, we have a soap opera here allready, the Going to the Chapel, or "Gone With The Chapel" saga, best drama I've seen in years. And why hasn't the Alien Invasion been covered yet? I blame the government....area 51 is walk in the park compared to the Estate invasion.....OOOh, what about a segment of AMC, AnimeMusicCentral! Wooot!....ok will leave now before suggesting something really weird like - Metalhead cooking - The heavy way to make food...
alien attacking Harem mansion, leaving destruction in it’s path…more to come at after commericals
We need a hawt weather girl!!! who’s forcasting today’s weather?!? actually… where the heck is the harem weather radar machine?! and why wont this coffee maker make any coffee!!! >_< *pushes random nobs and buttons on the strange “coffee” contraption not realizing the weather outside the window next to him keeps changing from snow, to warm, to dry, to rainy, to so-hawt-the-trees caught fire…*
(and when is anyone ganna fix our logo infront of the building?!? Its “Broadcast” not “brodcast”!! >_<)
*wheels in, still in a wheelchair* LANDO! stop messing with the weather machine! that’s our only ticket to the most accurate weather forecasting this side of the donna-dixen line!
*hands lando a cup of coffee* now you need to find us a cute weather girl or your ass is out on the pavement!
*lights up a cigar and rolls off, checking the other shows*
How come I’m the one that needs to get a new weather girl?!?! O_O damnit P-Man!!! >_<
:hmm: *plays with his fake mustache in hopes of thinking a good idea* :hmm:
/me puts up a new add using flash:
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HELP WANTED! MANY POSITIONS AVAILABLE!
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THE HAREM BROADCASTING NETWORK NEWS CREW IS IN NEED OF A WEATHER MAIDEN TO HELP PREDICT THE WEATHER. COME IN AND APPLY!!! (and miss cleo stop calling the station talking bout you wanna apply cuz for the 75th time we said freaking “NO!!!” your NOT psycic damnit!! so put down that phone… put it dooown… dr-drop it… DAMNIT WOMAN!!! >_< )
 How come I'm the one that needs to get a new weather girl?!?! O\_O damnit P-Man!!!!! \>\_\<
:hmm: *plays with his fake mustache in hopes of thinking a good idea* :hmm:
/me puts up a new add using flash:
[spoiler=NEW JOB]
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HELP WANTED! MANY POSITIONS AVAILABLE!
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THE HAREM BROADCASTING NETWORK NEWS CREW IS IN NEED OF A WEATHER MAIDEN TO HELP PREDICT THE WEATHER. COME IN AND APPLY!!! (and miss cleo stop calling the station talking bout you wanna apply cuz for the 75th time we said freaking “NO!!!” your NOT psycic damnit!! so put down that phone… put it dooown… dr-drop it… DAMNIT WOMAN!!! >_< )
*walks into the building carrying the flyer wearing a cute jean+sweater outfit and looks at cm2* and says ive come looking for a job!*leans over and shows c2 some cleavage*:snicker: :snicker:
*is fiddling with the weather machine* stupid piece of junk *punches it*
oh well, atleast it can get the job done…
*wheels down to the front lobby* How come no ones watching the front desk? >_< *spots fluffy in PJ’s* YOU! *wheels over, sits her on his lap, and wheels here over to the front desk and sits her in the chair* you sit here and welcome anyone who comes in and answer the phone. *hands her a map of the place* here, so you can point people in the right direction.
I gotta do everything around here… *wheels himself to his office*
\*wanders in wearing Hello Kitty pajamas and sipping from a coffee mug\*
uh…I’m gonna take it this isn’t the screening for Banana’s in Pajamas sequal Banana’s in Pajamas: When Good Bananas Go Bad ??
…
thats over here, but it aint a sequel, it just uses the name as a play on words…
it’s really a porno TV drama series
*looks at Fluffy*
hmm…
OK, I just need to see you act and i could see you in the leading female role :snicker:
*leads fluffy to the stage and watches for about 5 seconds as she starts acting out the scene*
GOOD! you have the part, go see… *checks the list again*
…who the hell is that!
Anyway go to the stylist and they should be able to set you up with the make-up, costume, and if they think it’s necissary, implants, for your role!
*continues filing her nails in her office chair as she’s wheeled off to the stylist…who just happens to be the co-receptionist*
Hey, wait!!! When do I get a script?!?
(psst..how about Kazumi and the ferocious Piers?!? I love that show sooo much!! Or how about Mew’s Clues?!? Though no joe. Man I hate that guy. Bring back steve!! Okay…I’ll stop showing that I have kids now. v.v )
We can get Ravyn to do the News coverage, and we can broadcast our arena fights, and what not 
alien attacking Harem mansion, leaving destruction in it’s path…more to come at after commericals
How come I’m the one that needs to get a new weather girl?!?! O_O damnit P-Man!!! >_<